partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

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ejaculot:

charmanda bynes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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sadbitch2003:

Sext:

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ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

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6 days ago // 242,164 notes

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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